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British Girls Are Exotic (?)

Can you believe it? It seems that British girls have become exotic end something of a novelty.

The market seems to be flooded with girls from other nationalities. Not only eastern Europeans, but beautiful Italian and Spanish girls. Of course I also have Scandinavian girls, Russian girls and my lovely South Americans, But it does seem that as there are so few British girls of the right class working here, British seems exotic.

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Lovely, but I want a bird from Bradford please…

I get requests from guys saying “do you have any English girls?”. Surprisingly this is often UK numbers, so British men abroad looking for British girls rather than a taste of something different. We British are a xenophobic lot in every way apparently! I would have thought that someone looking for a Marbella escort would want something more of a local flavour or perhaps something a little spicier or normally out of reach.

However this seems to not be the case. British boys want British girls! However getting British girls is slightly more challenging because they are much more difficult to find amongst the bevy of international beauty that is now working in this industry. I also have to say, and forgive me here ladies, that British girls who escort Marbella clients are usually more difficult to work with.

I don’t know if it’s our British attitudes to sex and the sex industry, but we Brits seem to be much more conservative in our view of the work and what´s necessary in doing the work. Or at least in setting ourselves up to work, anyway.

If a hot Italian flies in, she will immediately supply pictures and a list of services and availability and off we go. It´s like having Marbella escorts in a box…just add website! The same could be said of the spicy Brazilian or interesting Hungarians, all of whom send me everything I need to be up and running immediately: I can market them by WhatsApp even before I get them on the website, and out web team work 24/7!

Brits can be sexy too

Brits can be sexy too

However with a British girl who escorts Marbella clients it often involves two or three phone calls and a process of counselling before they appear on the books. Of course there are exceptions, but generally the British girls are more difficult to work with. They don´t have photos and often don´t understand why they would be needed (!), every service gets greeted with “it depends” and it is not unusual for them to specify the nationalities, age range and BMI of the men they will meet. Hey, they are independent so it´s their decision but it does make it more difficult when I have to choose between putting the client through a tough interview questionnaire, or just sending a red-hot chica and saving everyone time and heartache!

But there are times when it doesn’t matter that British girls are tricky to work with because I can charge a premium, they can make a little bit more money and the customer gets what he wants. And that is most important, that the client gets what he wants. If he has a hankering for British babes, I´m the woman to help him out, no matter how tricky the supplier may be.

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Yeah, OK. British girls…

I don’t necessarily advertise that we are British owned and run but somehow the girls seem to find out.  And as working girls are as xenophobic as the next Brit and typically have only one language, unlike the other European ladies or ladies from all over the world that speak several languages, British girls like to stick to what we know and feel more comfortable talking to an English woman. So yes I am in the fortunate position that I do attract British working girls. I am also in the unfortunate position that I often have to train them to be professional…

So if you are away on holiday with the lads of a long weekend and just fancy something a little bit naughty but that still reminds you at home, someone you can have a conversation with if you choose to and someone that is kind of familiar, please get in contact. Because I’ve got access the perfect girl for you! I can’t say that I’ve got English Scottish and Welsh tottie lining up at my door, but I am more likely to have them other agencies. So come on down boys and book your British escort working in Spain!

Kisses

Ione x

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It’s Fun & Games Till Someone Gets Hurt

It’s all fun fun fun until someone gets hurt. And I have written recently about another event which caused problems and made me worried and I just had another. This is most unusual!

Most of the time it’s fun fun fun. I do mean that from the bottom of my heart. The girls enjoy the work and make some money and it’s lovely seeing happy satisfied customers getting exactly what they want; a cheeky thrill and a bit of a ride.

Beautiful women should be treated well

Beautiful women should be treated well

99% of all our bookings go off smoothly and without a hitch. Okay maybe not without a hitch, maybe with the wrong directions, the wrong hotel, the wrong outfits, the wrong price, but in the main it’s incredibly successful and everybody gets what they want.

So I am far from being negative. But as I say, just recently I had yet another problem. One of our beautiful escort girls turned up to see a gorgeous gentleman that she had met before for an overnight stay and as she arrived he paid her the money and all seemed good. So we said goodbye for a few hours and planned to catch up with her at the end date.

However a few hours later I get a panic phone call from her and a strange message from him.

His message leaves word that he needs to return to his boat in the early hours of the morning unexpectedly, therefore he does not want to keep the lady any longer, can he pay less? Of course I say no. He’s paying her time and company and the contract was that she would stay the full time. She seem to still want to stay, so he has to pay irrelevant of how long they actually stay together.

Leaving or arriving?

Leaving or arriving?

However the girl tells a different story. It seems that after a few hours of play and chat this particular gentleman wants to have sex without a condom. This is completely against the rules – if there are any rules of course – none of the ladies I work with will have unprotected sex. I would not expect them to. In fact I would be horrified if they did and I have sacked girls who have done exactly this when I found out.

In this business safe practice is essential and as you can imagine all of our professional escorts are totally conscious of sexual health. Far more so than the general public. So it is always protected sex. That is about her protection and his.

It always amazes me how gentlemen can want unprotected sex with a girl who has probably had more sex in the last week than he has had in the last year. Even though I know they are safe, surely he would be taking the risk, however small. So protected sex at all times ladies and gentlemen!

So, having been rejected by my lady the client persisted. He actually persisted quite strongly and verbally violently. Of course he wasn’t going to get what he wanted so he made some excuse about having to leave early and called me wanting a refund.

This was not going to happen. So I suggested to him that if he had to leave now he should do so and we part as friends.

He insisted that he was going to call the police as his mother  – yes his mother’s – party is in local government. I suggested that he called the police straight away as I have a very good working relationship with them. Prostitution is completely legal here in Spain and the police are always happy to accommodate and protect young ladies. So I told him “Please, go right ahead”.

I also told him that I’d be very happy to talk to his mother. I didn’t think he quite got my full meaning.

Playing nicely

Playing nicely

But fortunately for all concerned he backs down. I had the hotel number on speed dial and was just about to ask reception to run up and knock on the door when the beautiful lady in question told me she was outside and that she was fine. She and I talked later and no damage done.

But this particular client is now blacklisted and I have told all of my escort ladies who work with other agencies and independently. So the choice is there. This is the kind of industry where it’s important to share this kind of information. So having recently had a couple of incidents I feel confident (or maybe not) that I can go forward with the rest of the summer pretty much without incident .

I will have to wait and see but everybody now has a big smile back on their face and is looking forward to the next instalment of my funny stories. So that’s the important thing don’t you think?

Kisses

Ione x

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We Are Having A Run On Louisas

Some days you just don’t have enough Louisas.

It’s really strange; you can not work with particular girl for days, weeks or even months, and then suddenly everybody you talk to wants to meet that particular lady. I don’t understand it. But sometimes you just get a run a particular beautiful girl.

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Barely enough time to change undies

All I do know is that you should look for when that particular lady is hot, and recognise that when she is hot she will sell all the time. And it’s best to maximise it when it happens. Especially as it doesn’t last. There will always be another flavour of the month. Being an escort in Marbella or pretty much anywhere else is like that.

The girls seem to understand this as well and the best are always chasing work. They want more work and are always requesting more work. But they generally understand that in the same way that they may sometimes be quiet for a period, they will be also have periods of being incredibly busy. So busy that there is just not enough time in the day or night to meet all the clients who want to see them.

I suppose it’s a bit like being an actress. Sometimes you’ll be resting and you don’t get a call for little while and you should just enjoy that time, because if you’re good then you will soon be back in high demand.

That’s the cycle Louisa has been through. She is a fabulously attractive woman, beautiful and striking, sexy and sensual. And also incredibly professional, sweet and friendly. But for a few weeks she hasn’t been that busy. Then all hell broke loose and she was suddenly the flavour of the month. Every other call was to arrange a date with her and the shortest of them was for three hours.

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A nice coffee before the next wave

And because she is so striking, tall and exotic it was also incredibly difficult to switch sell to others of our Marbella escorts. We very quickly reached the point where we had a waiting list to meet her! She made the same in two days as she had made the previous month and, bless her, was willing to work all the hours of the day and night because she knew that this was the time to “make hay”.

Other less professional girls might have protested about being too tired, or objected to being so busy, because they would have assumed that having started the purple patch would go on forever. But we and she knew that our “run on Louisas” must have an end point. And since we couldn’t clone her or manufacture a substitute, we just moved heaven and earth to take advantage of the opportunity.

So the moral of this is; recognise when you are and hot and take full advantage of it. Because it may not be that way tomorrow!

Kisses

Ione x

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Kerri is the New British Escort in Marbella

At last Kerri has arrived in Marbs.  Move over world, here she is!  

We have been chatting for weeks about her trip and on Sunday night I went to get my little Pocket Rocket from the airport.  Shes like a real Escort but smaller!  Yes at 5.2” it might not sound like you are getting a lot for your money, but trust me what she lacks in height she makes up for in EVERYTHING else. As you can see…

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After a long flight from Bonnie Scotland, Kerri was a little tired so we agreed to have a couple of glasses of wine and get an early night before the week started.  So, just as we were sitting down to a bag of crisps (special request. I offered to cook but maybe she has heard about my kitchen exploits… that’s a story for another day.) and pouring our first glass the phone started to ring.

Yes all of you lovely chaps who had been waiting in anticipation for her arrival just couldn’t wait any longer and you just had to book her NOW!

So the wee lassie was off to a flying start as an Escort here in Marbella and some “dates” with some super chaps.  No rest for the beautiful it seems. However we did leave a little time free in her schedule for the first few days so that she could catch some rays and tan that perfect little body to a golden brown ready to show off her curves in her party dresses.

Kerri is on tour for just a couple of weeks this time, then taking short trip back to the UK before settling in here for the summer. So, as with all good things if you want a little taste of Scotland you better give us a call quickly otherwise you will just have to wait.

If you want a little taste why not look at our YouTube channel where you can see and hear the lovely Kerri?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeMqOYz5YTR4kgjWuuxK1MQ

Lots of Love

Ione x

So you’re young and handsome …

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Chaps, let me just say something….the price is the price and the service is the service. If the most beautiful, sexy and sensual women in Marbella want a personal date, do you think they would really have a problem getting one?

My erotic and sensual girl friends are all professional high class escorts and when asked what they like most in a man most would say a “black Amex card” !

Yes, really think about it for a moment. Would Hard Rock Cafe offer someone a discount because they were a good cook? Or give them a free dinner because they were nice?  Would you ask Avis for a cheaper rate because you dress better than their average client? Probably not!

My ladies love to meet new friends and, unlike a lot of escorts, they are cute, educated and good company.  They take their time and make sure that all of our Guests have the best possible time, However this service does come at a price.

So if you are looking for a steak dinner rather than a McDonald’s give us a call.  We can pretty much guarantee you will be back for more. And don’t ask for a discount as a gale of mocking laughter doesn’t generally do much for the libido. Though if it does for you, then Marbella Mistress is always on hand!

Love,

Ione X

Saturday Night Live

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Well that was fun!

The season has started in #Marbella Image so we now have our marketing running in every direction you can think of. And it’s keeping us busy to say the least… we always advertise that we are available 24/7 but from May to October it’s pretty much true!

A lovely guest joined us for breakfast yesterday at 0830 (he brought nutella croissant, bless!) and I was fielding calls at 0720 this morning for my lovely ladies. So I guess that’s pretty much round the clock!

But what do you get the woman who has everything? More! So we decided to try a new tactic yesterday and a couple of our ladies went out as PRs promoting 2nd Circle. Not directly drumming up business, they aren’t street walkers! Just handing out very tasteful leaflets to likely looking gentlemen.

A bit like this (above) but in jeans and T shirts…

Anyway, it was huuuuuge fun apparently and it seems I missed a treat! The ladies started handing out leaflets and got the usual blank but polite looks that Brits abroad give anyone who hands them things (behave!) and they walked the whole of Puerto Banus port. Being energetic and undaunted, they then went back to the start and did the same again. This time people were reading the leaflets and giving them interesting looks and some comments (flattering) which was nice…

Third time around, there is a queue of people wanting to ask them questions, including some girls attending Hen Parties who were wondering about a change of profession! So no idea how much business will come from all that, but it seems I missed a bit of real fun, so maybe I’ll join them this evening and do it all over again. See if we can get to do four laps, perhaps?

I’m off for a cup of tea and my bed. Someone else can take the calls for a while.

Laters with Kisses

Ione x

Look, I’m a Celebrity!

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Hey I am am YouTube… Want to meet me or see some of my ladies look up our youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeMqOYz5YTR4kgjWuuxK1MQ

I plan to add (a lot) more videos to this channel over the coming weeks.

This means that you will be able to get a glimpse into the world of a high class escort agency.  Our own “fly on the wall” documentary series.

I have lots of ideas as to the type of things to film. Yes it might be a bit risque but not too naughty you bad boy – it’s YouTube and there are limits!   So let me know if you have any ideas as to what I should include…

Chat soon.

Love

Ione X