Strangely, this blog is pretty much Safe For Work. There will be discussions of sex, sex acts and prostitution. And some of the things I will be talking about may might need you to check them out on the urban dictionary!
But no bad language, no porn GIFs and no particular crudity. Just because I run an escort agency doesn;’t mean I can’t express myself with words. If you’re looking to express yourself physically, my escort girls will be happy to help out!
Just to get the usual checklist out of the way:
- No we are not involved in human trafficking. I find it as horrific as you do.
- Yes, all my escort girls are over 21. One or two of my girls who cater for gentlemen with mature tastes are over 51.
- Yes, the girls can come and go as they choose. And they do. Always at the wrong time…I expect there will be a few blog posts about that.
- No, we are not a front for drug dealing, money laundering, tax evasion, paedophilia, pancake tossing or anything else.
- Yes, what I, the girls and the clients do is perfectly legal in Spain. In fact, with the economy as it is, I am waiting for it to become compulsory.
That should just about cover it.
If you want to ask me any questions or make any comments, please feel free. I’d love to hear from you. Just make it a bit more original than leering by text or a dick pic, please.