Barcelona Looks Better By The Day

If someone is looking for a good time in the sun, then at some point you are inevitably going to find your thoughts and web browser turning to investigating Barcelona. With all the changes that have been happening in our world recently, pretty much all the other places that might have drawn you to them have become far less appetising. There is just so much trouble in the world that any tourist has to think about it when booking their holiday.

tumblr_lzssoz1wXy1qgv4hso1_500 - CopyGreece is tumultuous and broke. And even now there is a very good chance that if you put your debit card into a bank ATM you might not get it back. And besides, the escorts that you might be seeing are not worth the money anyway. Unless you are big on facial hair. Equally, can anyone rally be sure that a country so bankrupt will not decide to search your luggage at customs and decide that all your cash is actually really theirs? For that matter, if the country is so financially strapped that we can have those thoughts, how well maintained are the airports going to be?

Turkey is basically a war zone. No, that is not true. Turkey is a war zone, there is no basically about it. Kurdish terrorists, ISIL, a rebellious army, and a government that is leaning further to the fascist end of the scale by the day. So bad that the army tried to take over because they are more left wing than the current Premier.

Egypt is at least as bad as Turkey, but with the added benefit and attraction of Islamic fundamentalism embedded in the government. As for Algeria and Tunisia, well people are being murdered on the beaches. So that hardly makes them as appealing for fun in the sun, does it?

Looking for a good break, there is always Morocco, which is still a lovely destination but it has never really leant itself to either family holidays or beach based fun. The south of France? Too many Parisiennes. Italy? Lovely but the beaches are totally unavailable to non Italians as the beaches are all private and booked up months or even years ahead. Turn up on the beach at Viareggio and try to get a sunbed? Prepare yourself for a sardonic look and a mocking laugh!

Visitors to Barcelona get access to the benefits that Spain can bring; an open attitude to sex and laws that make it perfectly legal to buy or sell sex. Which means that Barcelona escorts can work and operate in total impunity. It might sound a little extreme, but if a woman wanted to walk down the road with a sandwich board advertising her wares and services the police would have no issue with it; unless she caused any traffic accidents of course. So a holiday maker in Barcelona is free to safely explore their sexuality and seek relaxation with the most stunning escorts Barcelona has to tempt them. Which has got to be a lot more appealing than ducking and weaving from the onslaught of angry terrorists rather than ducking and weaving to avoid the lures of hordes of sexy women.

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The Six Ps Of Being An Escort

It is different being an escort in Marbella compared to pretty much anywhere else. There will likely be a lot of drugs and alcohol floating about in almost every situation that you find yourself in as a high class escort in Marbella. It is just that kind of place. And you need to be able to take care of yourself while those substances are being pushed at you. Your clients and friends will be encouraging you to partake. And you have to decide whether to, and if you do how to maintain your professionalism, performance and safety. The only other places that I know are the same in their extreme demands on working girls are Ibiza and Miami.

rear view escort girl maria nude with suntanAny escort working in Marbella will have to choose whether to say no to work, in the full knowledge that it can dry up again instantly, or work all the hours available to you and hope that you manage to keep up while the good times roll. Not an easy choice at all. You can chat with the bookers at the Marbella escort agencies that you work with, but they will not be able to predict who is calling when any better than you can. And it is your health and sanity that you are managing, so take care!

If you want to be a high class escort in Marbella or Puerto Banus, you have to maintain the product and manage the admin of your personal one person business. Any woman wanting to be the best escort Ibiza can provide will not be able to play at that level without maintenance. Gym visits and workouts, hair appointments, manicures and pedicures, buying new shoes clothes and make up, doing you banking and book keeping. Paying your bills and booking your travel. They all take time, energy and concentration. So it and you may look glamorous, but by God there is a lot of work that goes into it.

It is like pretty much any profession or business, I guess, and the six Ps apply – Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. For soldiers, project managers or escorts.

The Strange Moral Lines About Sex For Money

Andrew Carnegie once said that “He that can not reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.” I was watching a nineteen ninety six film called The People Versus Larry Flynt. It stars Woody Harrelson as Larry Flynt, the owner of Hostler magazine, dozens of others and owner of about half the internet. If it is porn he likely has a finger in it somewhere – if you see what I mean. Edward Norton stars as his long suffering lawyer and friend, and Courtney Love as his wife. If you have never seen it, you should. It is a damn good film and my goodness it got me thinking about a whole range of topics. But mainly the strange attitudes and laws around sex. In Spain, where I am mainly based, the law is not an issue. Consenting adults can get on with whatever sex they want, money or not. But moral judgements, that is different. Hijo de puta! (son of a whore) is still a common term of abuse.

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I guess this is about to be immoral

So, sex for money. Let us take a bit of a look at it. Halle Berry won an Oscar and got paid for pretending to have sex on camera. Porn stars can have sex on camera and get paid for it. And many of them are celebrated and become famous and write books. But even in Ibiza for a firm like Ally s Angels, escorts cannot get paid to have sex in private where nobody else gets to know about it without either the law or peoples silly unthinking moral judgments potentially slamming down on them. You think slut shaming is a thing? Try being a working escort!

It almost seems that having sex for money is OK only as long as you publicise it and let other people watch. Surely that is not the way it is intended to be? Why is a porn star a star and an escort a social outcast? Surely (except for some people with specialised tastes) sex is a private thing that consenting adults have together? Go to any club and strangers will be having sex outside or in the car park. Or even in the club. And they will never see each other again. And no-one cares. But if one of them has been paid it suddenly becomes wrong and shameful. For the payee, never for the payer. How is that right?

How Did I Become A Madam?

Ione – the Marbella Madam – asked me to talk about one of the most commonly asked questions about my work as the owner of an escort agency. One that she too gets asked all the time. How did I come to be in the industry in the first place and to start up my own business as a Madam? As an aside, I love the term “Madam”. It sounds much more 1900 New Orleans or Paris. All flock wall paper and velvet rather than the equivalent “Pimp” which is all Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch or New York as in The Deuce. Anyway, nineteen seventies and Cadillacs. Probably with furry seats. But I am digressing, back to the question, which has a fundamental flaw in it – that I started in the sex industry and then moved to start and manage an escort agency. Nope, not the case at all. I started out in the escorting and prostitution business as a result of the 2008 banking and economic crisis, but not as an escort or as a sex worker of any kind. I started at the top, as it were as a coldly rational business decision.

babe ruth quoteWhen the 2008 banking crisis hit – who would have thought that selling second mortgages to people with no jobs and no income would be a bad idea? – my business consultancy was hit along with it. Firms were just not looking to invest in marketing when their income was falling. Which is like someone saying that they will not do any marketing until sales improve. Anyway, my marketing consultancy was in trouble and along with it my lifestyle. So I followed my own advice and analysed the markets. Fortunately, I already knew Ione so it was easy to pick her brain. And the more I thought about it, the more the answer of starting an escort agency became an obvious solution. Mine may never be as good as 2nd Circle in Malaga, but it hits all my essential criteria that I researched. The basic questions I looked into are below. And when you think about it you might come up with a similar conclusion to mine and Ione´s.

  • What industries are recession proof?

  • What types of business have relatively low start up costs?

  • What industries are there where I can sub contract most of the work?

  • What business sectors are there where success depends almost entirely on your own work and skill, rather than who you know’

  • What businesses have a large number of smaller clients instead of relying on a small number of very large ones?

  • What businesses have steady daily cash flow instead of big lumps followed by potential famine?

Simples, really. Then I just had to work out how to do it!

My Life As A Brazilian Escort In Las Palmas

My working name is Maria (as in, that is not my real name) and I am a Brazilian escort working in Spain and sometimes other parts of Europe. I do not like getting too far from the sun shine, as you would expect. I have been working as an escort for eight years now. No one forced me into it and it is work that, while I am not excited by it, I know I am good at and it gives me enough money to live the life I want to live. I go back to Brazil to see my family twice a year, usually for a month at a time. It is always good to see them. Once every couple of years my family will come to Spain to visit me. The apartment will get a little full then, because that means my mother, father, sister and two brothers. Luckily none of my brothers or sisters are married yet! All the family know what I do for a living and they are all fine with it. Sex is not such a big thing in Brazil as it is in Europe or America. But I do not work while they are here. I do not want to rub their noses in it too much.

brazilian escort working out in las palmas dumbells and black shorts and crop topI came to Spain to live with my Portuguese boyfriend. We had been together for a year in Sao Paolo before we came to Europe. After a few months in Portugal we got married. Partly because we loved each other and partly to make sure that I could stay in Europe and would not have any problems with the immigration authorities. Inevitably pretty soon after that we separated. And before you get cynical and think that it was a marriage of convenience, it was him who left me. For a girl from his work. We stay in touch, but I had to find a way to pay the bills if I was going to stay in Europe. While I was in Las Palmas for the winter sun and work, I went from waitress to stripper to lap dancer to full-on escort in Las Palmas over the course of about four months as I could see the extra money the next type of girl was making.

Having sex with men for money is absolutely no problem for me. I like keeping in shape and I love dressing up and looking pretty. And I am making enough money to put lots aside each year and save up for my future. I think I probably have another five to eight years before my looks start to fade and I would have to start taking work I do not want. But by then I should have made more than enough money to buy my own place and start my own business, either here or back in Brazil.

IT SEEMS A LITTLE PERVERSE…

It seems somewhat contradictory that offering for sale sexual activity is legal, however, for mature female London escorts to join forces to stay safer is not. Really, and as the Crown Prosecution Service own protocols state, no-one will be brought to trial unless their neighbours protest regarding public order concerns or there is more severe criminal activity occurring; human trafficking, drugs, tax evasion.

Simply just to be on the safe side though, some innovative high class escort ladies have resolved how not to do the job collectively directly but still stay safe. They hire temporary apartments alongside each other in developments such as Chelsea Cloisters, that has so many London escorts operating there on any day it is amazing (surely the managers must know?). The old witticism is that if forty five escort lovely ladies were laid end-to-end at Chelsea Cloisters it would simply be an ordinary Wednesday .

Some other clever and business oriented London courtesans rent dwellings in between them, which lowers costs, but then thoroughly manage matters so that they are never in the apartment at the same moment. And that avoids the legal complications somewhat successfully.

Escort agents in London find themselves in a slightly more indefinite place. Offering for sale sex is entirely lawful for the ladies who do so. For a third party to sell the sex-related professional services of some other human being is unlawful. So administering an agent that works with London escorts is permissible if they promote quality time and companionship. And it is perfectly allowed by the law for the London escorts who see gents to meet face to face them and after that offer fornication. But if the agent makes a link between those pair of matters, then the ordinance has been breached. Insane, actually is not it?

However, the patron is still not going against the legislation.

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Girls who escort Marbella menfolk are even sexier than this…

So ostensibly, escort agents in London and the rest of the UK need to be exceptionally thoughtful about the professional services they supply. But in truth, just as long as they are not involved in people trafficking, functioning with hotties who are under eighteen, drug sales or tax evasion, they are not going to be bothered by the law enforcement or local governments.

Therefore, the secret to owning a profitable escort agent in London is uncomplicated. Examine the identity and credentials of all the whores that contact you and pay your tax bills! But that’s mostly effective business organization method whatever really. But far way too many firms continue to get these most fundamental of measures wrong. Why?

There are a few misconceptions about prostitution in England and anything pertaining to them; bawdy houses, escort agents, legality, patrons.

The very first is that it is not legal to be a lady of pleasure in London. It just isn’t. It is absolutely lawful for a female to promote her companionship, as well as to clearly promote sexual activity. Being a London escort is absolutely legal under English law. It is outlawed to solicit in the street (street-walking) and it is against the law to advertise in telephone boxes. But actually promoting sexuality is fully allowed by the law. So high class London escorts are not disobeying the law unless they do things that they most likely don’t want to do in any event!

Patronizing of a working girl in London is not unlawful. Except if you petition a young lady in the road. (being a kerb crawler is an offence; as it should certainly be simply because it is repugnant!) But making a booking with any variety of beautiful and naughty London escorts is totally permissible. As long, of course, as they are of statutory age and have not been coerced into hustling in any way. And Amnesty International are so much more correct than Hollywood divas; the majority of London escorts – escorts everywhere – find themselves in the job by choice.

Whorehouses are forbidden in England. But the definition of massage parlor is so unusual as to be outrageous. In a nutshell, any premises (apartment, house, retail premises ) where in excess of a single lady is offering for sale sexuality at the exact same period of time characterizes as a bawdy house. So a pair of autonomous sophisticated young ladies who hire an flat together to work from, or maybe cohabit there at all times as their dwelling, are disobeying the law in a similar way as a bawdy house with 60 young women in it.

Many people in London have the idea and assumption that all things to do with working girls and whoredom is banned. So men and women who do not realize the real scenario act as though they reside in a not legal industry. They fail to settle tax bill, they do not do the basic principles that any firm ought to. That makes them against the law. So it proceeds. Many of cases in England where the business owners of escort firms have been prosecuted (and there are not a large number) have involved evading taxes, stealing benefits or dealing drugs.

Keep everything within the laws and you will certainly be inside the law !

HORSES FOR COURSES

Madrid whores, for instance, are actually primarily out of South America. The significant lion’s share of the ladies advertised by all the outstanding hooker providers around Madrid are definitely of Brazilian source. Perhaps the proximity in miles of Portugal that comes with traditionally familiar colonistic ties with Brazil helps? However, at any given instant the first-class call girls Madrid can make available are definitely very probably to enjoy the curves as well as charming style that are actually frequently referred to (however remain true!) of females originating the countries of latin dance.

Still, what is definitely incredibly fascinating is definitely the manner in which disparate market regions draw working females of the very same origin, but diverge notably away from each other. It appears to be that feathered creatures of a feather incredibly do mass all together, particularly naughty birds that wear feathers!

Just one of the many things that is actually really enjoyable for anybody just like I who represents skillful escort girls and influential prostitute companies within sites as totally different as London, Paris, Rome, Dubai, Marbella, Ibiza and Milan is definitely the diversification of the escort babes which each venue draws to work in places that are so different.

Every spot of course lures a number of call girls, out of the young and natural to the seasoned as well as more experienced points of ; together with anything you can imagine and also extraordinary in between these pair! Inexperienced, middle aged, venerable. Dominants and also passive, deviant or extremely orthodox, in to lassies and husband and wives or definitely straight. Girls who are fond of their job and completely delight in banging a number of fellas, or a top class disrobed starlet who just brainwashes dudes that they are generally procreative lions even though she is preparing the list of chores for the subsequent week or so. Olive-brown sculpted as well as taut, sagging and also podgy, statuesque and short, red heads, redheads, brunettes and tinted several shades.

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Every single niche market likewise draws females out of most kinds of ancestries and histories besides. Obviously Spanish babes are actually particularly prevalent around Spain, but German women are really a tremendous rarity when it comes to Spain. Brazilian and Romanian girls are definitely so commonplace as working girls within Madrid which it nearly seems to be that it is definitely required for each glamorous woman coming from those societies to do work in the sex field at some stage. Eastern Europeans generally are normally extremely prevalent and also truly sought-after, encompassing those hailing coming from Lithuania, Latvia, Hungary, Poland and the Czech Republic, Russia, Ukraine, Estonia.

Barcelona prostitutes are definitely rather distinct. Romanian lassies call the shots to a quite similar amount that South Americans do in Madrid, as well as South and Central Americans girls from central America are definitely uncommon with agencies. And also even more rare when it comes to the bed rooms! Many of the Romanian women have lived in the south of europe for a good few years, paying a visit to Barcelona exclusively for the winter months, as well as will honestly claim to be really Italian. Around a town as sophisticated as Barceloan which very likely makes good sense. Especially as, to be normally truthful (while politically unbecoming), Serbs do not come with a very good status. So once more, if you are definitely trying to find the absolute ultimate escort Barcelona can possibly deliver you are actually probably to be generally chatting with a Serb babe speaking with an inviting French tone!