Marbella Escorts

The Westernmost coast; Marbella and Puerto Banus especially is really where the Daily Mail sends journalists to find criminals,, famous people, narcotics and anecdotes about the Spanish being mercenary.

The east side of the Costa — Torremolinos, Benalmadena, Fuengirola and Mijas– are really the place where the Daily Mail will often send newspaper people as soon as they are trying to find reports regarding benefits fakes, drugs and the Spanish being xenophobic concerning British settlers.

But the Costa and Marbella area above all is really also the place where Daily Mail reporters come down to enjoy the game of golf, take a break along with their families and try to associate with celebs!

Marbella and the rest of the Costa are really peculiar bedfellows.

The Costa was to begin with a series of tiny white villages based on the sea and agriculture. However, in addition to the ability to cultivate nearly almost anything including things like lemons, pecans and olive oil– most of which had been entire world well-known since Roman times– the Costa del Sol had a single large feature in its favour. over 300 days every year of sun. Not overly sizzling in the summer months, not very cold in the winter season; it is in essence, just like SoCal, the Goldilocks of atmospherics conditions. And with the arrival of aviation starting with the 60s forward, it emerged as a getaway of preference for Northern Europeans.

Marbella was a tiny community of a few hundred residents up until the 1960s, when Prince Alfonso of Hohenlohe-Langenburg opened up The Marbella Club and targeted enticing world-wide famous people to stay in what was at that point a serene and concealed elite refuge. Sojourners included Hollywood celebrities including Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Gary Cooper and Vivien Leigh and also an array of the important European blue-blooded friends and families.

Without a doubt the very first upper-class escorts landed in Marbella at pretty much the identical time !

However, there is really still a significant choice of hotties performing individually and for the leading Escort agencies in Marbella. So relax, and pick the babe or agency that you feel most comfortable with.

To provide you a sense of scale, that denotes that at almost any provided day in the summertime there is about 1 escort hottie in Marbella per twenty males! Fair odds on the client side of the equation. And what a variety of sexy hookers there must be!

A lot of the Marbella hookers who tour for the summer time fail to realize how cutthroat the market place is and only linger for a few days when their dreams of instantaneous recognition and fortune do not materialize. Working as an escort in Marbella is really like any type of business; it requires time to genuinely establish a reputation.

These days, Marbella is really pretty much a theme park for escorts and prostitutes of all kinds. All throughout the year, the “adult relaxation” section of Sur weekly paper is loaded along with classified ads that yield little to the imagination and commonly traumatize first time tourists. In the busiest part of the summer time there are really virtually 5,000 pro call girls working in the Marbella space. Which is omitting all the semi-pro women who will swap a blow job for a night out and a purse!

Well … yes and no.

The absence of expatriation from Spain to the United Kingdom (and other places) also generated a less appetizing cadre of gangsters and fugitives. So much to make sure that it was given the tag Costa del Crime. And, as you might presume, professional hookers were always in very high demand to aid such ego fed blokes relax. Also, if you are a successful businessman/ racketeer you deserve to have a magnificent and sexy woman making you look good, don’t you ?

I’m sure you can visualize the appearance of the Marbella escorts from the eighties– large hairstyle, shoulder pads, rich sun tan and loads of blusher. However a great deal more “all-natural” appearing in many other ways as breast implants were not as typical at that point. Nowadays a breast enhancement nearly looks mandatory for every escort in Marbella. However it needs to be really mentioned that the truly successful high-class escorts in Marbella are really now in fact very extremely unlikely to be really enhanced. A more petite upper body has the identical cache that very white skin used to have in the Edwardian era.

A sizeable portion of the Marbella escorts focus on the legendary 2nd line in Puerto Banus, the place they pursue their vocation in the bars and on the street. Its unpleasant and can be fun if you are really in to that sort of stuff …

Then there are the “houses” or bordellos the place a man will spot up to 200 Marbella escort hotties at virtually any time. These can vary from the long settled and tasteful Milady Palace through to middle of the road welcoming places including The Glass Palace to dirty shag pads. At that point there are the private homes used as “houses” which are commonly “washing machines” for drugs syndicates.

In nineteen seventy, the holiday spot of Puerto Banus launched and Marbella ´ s success took off. Shining sun and razzle-dazzle attracted money, aristocracy and vips from everywhere in the whole world, which brought in the accompanying crew of builders, chefs estate agents and of course, escort babes.

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Allys Angels and Ibiza Beauties

Allys Angels Escort Ibiza ´ s rallying cry is that “Pleasure Is Our Business”. The tactic they operate their operation and their technique of getting the job done demonstrate to the naked truth that they take that whimsical announcement very seriously! They definitely strive rather intensely below the facade to help make anything for each of the patrons and hookers as pleasant and hassle-free as conceivable.

Allys Angels has a hard-earned reputation as the most suitable upper market escort agency in Ibiza. It started existence just about 10 years ago as not much more than just a shimmer in the eye of the English owners and has grown gradually but continuously. As opposed to going for speedy growth and promoting the firm all over, it has focused on generating solid connections with customers, with a handpicked team of worldwide call girls who are loyal to them, and the wider group of concierges and associated industries.

The term most routinely applied to the team at Allys Angels by punters and hookers as well is “helpful”. Plenty of agents appear to really like tension and pressure. Allys Angels regard that as failing. They like to keep business uncomplicated and they concentrate on enabling everybody to enjoy as much entertainment as obtainable as securely as achievable.

Because of this group at Allys Angels strive to make certain that they appreciate exactly the things whores and customers want and will not would like. What exactly it is that they fancy together with the things they would like to stay away from. They go out of their way to stay away from vagueness and dramatics and to make anything is as understandable and simple as it could be. That way everyone can de-stress and have a great time.

In the bustling whirlpool of techniques to ideally get shagged in Ibiza, a couple stand apart way above any other. One is very established, the other is a comparative newcomer but operated by a rather expert unit.

The founders have decades of prior experience managing escort firms around the globe, along with being long-term inhabitants of Ibiza. So they appreciate the place, the women and men and the marketplace. And their large list of associates enables them to introduce some rare escort girls into Ibiza.

Having said so much about them, it would certainly seem tricky for a fresh entrant into the small but congested Ibiza escort sphere to ensure a lucrative launch. But Ibiza Beauties from The Ibiza Escort Agency really seem to have their heads fastened on.

It has developed such a position that it is now the gold level for escort agencies in Ibiza. It is renowned for setting a standard of reliability, genuineness and quality-control that not many firms in fact, attempt to rival in those features.

Over anything else they are business people. They appreciate that they exist to look after the needs of both their “escorts” and customers. They realize that minus both of those any escort firm will battle to remain successful, most especially in a hamlet like Ibiza.

They are working on the truly high-end of the local market, offering the sort of young ladies who in most cases while away their summer season in Monaco or the Bahamas. So it will be fascinating to discover what goes on when these ladies hit the scene at Ushuaia!

The Contrast In Style Is Stunning

It does not matter how long I live in Marbella and the Costa del Sol, some things still surprise the hell out of me. And as I have been spending a lot of time in Ibiza this spring and summer it has been a little like seeing home in Marbella with a fresh eye.

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Not an escort. But very Marbella

Other than the sudden and massive increase in the number of people that seem to have appeared over night while I was away for a few days, one thing really struck me about Marbella (Puerto Banus especially) when I came back after a short trip to Ibiza. The massive, over-the-top bling slinging and super-human super conscious effort that visitors to Marbs take. TOWIE made “no carbs till Marbs” famous as a slogan. But it seems that they also somehow or other. Somewhere along the line, became the ultimate fashion and styling icons for anyone who visits Marbella, Puerto Banus and the surrounding area.

It seems that no woman of whatever age or physical condition can go to one of the beach clubs in Marbella such as Ocean Club, La Sala by the Sea, or Nikki Beach without six inch platform heels, a designer swimsuit with lots of metal on it (ouch in forty degree sunshine!) and full night-time make-up and hair styling. Together, of course, with lots of shiny bracelets, huge designer sunglasses and a designer handbag large enough to fit a small car.

And no man can appear at the same locations without some combination of steroid enhanced body-builder physique (with every single body hair removed of course) and large and very heavy luxury watch and a car that costs the same to run as a small African country.

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Again not an escort. But much more Ibiza.

Ibiza gives a total contrast. It is all about hippy chic and boho style. If you are a guy wearing a clunky luxury watch such as a Rolex you might as well put a sign over your head saying “asshole who doesn’t get it”. If you are a woman, it is shorts and a peasant top with flat shoes or trainers so you can go from the beach to the club and dance all night. And if your are wearing high heels you are either trying too hard or are advertising your wares as one of the lower-end streetwalking escorts who haunt the taxi ranks outside Space, Ushuaia and Pacha.

The same style differences apply to the escorts in Marbella and the escorts in Ibiza. None of my friends who work in Marbella and Puerto Banus could ever go to meet a client in anything other than full nightclub get up. Even at three in the afternoon. The highest of heels, the sexiest and most overt of dresses, full on blatant glamour with no exception unless the client has absolutely specified.

The best escorts Ibiza has to offer, as opposed to their peers who are the finest escorts Marbella can provide are much more low-key in their style. Shorts, ankle boots, (high heels in their bag together with the sex toys!) and much less overtly shouting their sex appeal.

I guess the girls fit what the men are used to being turned on by. Which makes total sense, of course. But flying from one to the other and being very aware of the styling and selling of sexuality is a little disorienting. And tough on the wardrobe!

Checking Your Phone During Sex…

 

I am fairly broad-minded. There are few things I haven’t done. Managing the best escorts in Marbella and having worked with the finest London escorts there are even fewer that I haven’t organised. And I don’t think there is anything that I haven’t been asked for, except necrophilia – though I did once have an enquiry from a man who wanted a girl to play dead. With his personality it was probably what he was used to from his previous partners…

But even I was shocked to discover a sex act that is so disgusting, that shows such little respect for the other human being(s) that you are with that it is staggering in its depravity. Checking out your phone notifications during sex.

Seriously, WTF people?

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And then she checked her Twitter feed…

A friend sent me the link to this Huffington Post video which is OK but did at least get me thinking. Surely that isn’t actually a thing? Well it seems that I am officially old. I checked it out with a selection of my friends both in and out of the adult industries. I thought maybe women might be more prone than men because, you know, cliches. Or professionals than amateurs because they are checking out for business.Or people in long term relationships rather than the first throes of passion because actually Twitter might be more stimulating!

And it seems that it is an age thing, not a profession thing. Amateur friends were no more or less likely to do or experience this than some stunning Ibiza escort. But while all my younger high class escort colleagues and friends immediately understood what I was asking and thought it was no big thing, my older civilian friends and mature London escorts had the same reaction I did.

For me, if the sex is so dull that you are able to check your phone, then there is something seriously wrong. And if you are paying for a woman’s time and attention and still check your phone then surely you aren’t getting value? Well, it seems I am officially an old fart.

But I am still right, and it is still wrong. So just stop it. OK?

Kisses,

Bella x

 

 

 

 

 

 

See the world

When I was younger we used to joke about old advertisement for the armed services that went along the lines of “Join the army. Travel the world. Meet interesting people. And kill them.”

There are basically two types of advertisement for the armed services. One emphasises the travel, adventure and glamour. The other pushes the risk and dangers and challenges you with “are you tough enough?” These days the Royal Marines Commando pushes the latter. In the 70s and 80s it was all about glamour and palm trees.

What does all this have to do with sexy escorts in Marbella, Ibiza escorts, or London escorts? Well, it turns out, a heck of a lot.

 

I was speaking with my friend Sarah last week and she was laying out her plans for the next few months… Marbella, London, Barcelona, Madrid. Then off to Milan, Rome, Bari and Palermo: Then Marbella and London one last time before she goes back to Ibiza for the summer season. All of that travel 5 star, staying in the best hotels, eating at the finest restaurants and with a lot of extravagant shopping and sight-seeing thrown in.

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Girls who escort Marbella menfolk are even sexier than this…

Best of all, her travel, hotels, meals and shopping are very often paid for her by clients. Luxury all the way, anywhere she wants.

And all that from her work as a professional escort.

She really loves her work. She is her own boss, works when she likes and comes and goes as she wishes. If you don´t count working out as work (as a former ballerina, she doesn’t) she manages all this on a maximum of 20 hours work a week. Normally a lot less.

That´s what happens when you work a a high class escort at the top of your game. I see a lot of Sarah when she is with me as a Marbella escort. She is charming, clever and as at ease with herself as anyone I have ever met.

So much for the cliche of the strung out hooker! Maybe I should run an advert; “Join the escorts. Travel the world. Meet interesting people. And shag them.”

Kisses

Ione x

 

 

 

 

 

“Nice” beats “Playboy model” ?

Men who are spending money to pay for the company of a beautiful escort in Marbella do not have the tastes you would think. They would rather pay to meet a girl who is “nice and friendly” than one who has been a “Playboy model”.

We have been doing a little testing together with some of the Directory sites that we work with and also our friends who run the best escort service in Ibiza. The results are not what you would expect.

Being of a scientific bent (you´d never think it but I´m a geek at heart and by training) I wanted to test our assumptions about what would pull the most inquiries. So we took the same girl and tested different combinations of photos and text and recorded the number of inquiries and bookings. The results were very clear and not what we expected. The short version:

Nasty selfies don’t pull. But neither do over-perfect and shiny photos. Professional but not too artificial works best.

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Vogue models are far too perfect to be escorts

A write-up that is too full of “sexy” references and is over the top turns clients off.

The language men like when they are looking for company and the language agencies normally use is totally different. Girls like to use phrases like “glamorous”, “gorgeous”. What men respond to is “nice” “friendly” “kind” “approachable”.

Even real and factual references that you would think would be attractive are not as good as being “friendly”. So one of our ladies who has recently been a Playboy centrefold gets more inquiries when we advertise her as “friendly and nice” and use decent professional photos than when we use her Playboy photos and mention that in her biography.

The same is true of ladies who are Vogue models and porn stars. Wow.

Don’t get me wrong, when a gentleman wants to meet a Playboy model or a pornstar they really want to meet them! But most men prefer to meet a far sexier version of the girl next door. And when we are dealing with elite clients with elite expectations then the rules are different.

But for most clients, maybe the girl next door that they couldn’t have. Is it that men still find beauty and overt sexiness intimidating even when the girl they are with is (in the words of Pretty Woman) “a sure thing”? Does too great a disparity between a beautiful escort and the client make the financial nature of the date too obvious?

If you’re a 5 and you find yourself with a 10 in your arms does it ruin the fantasy?

Whatever the reason, we will be looking at our approach a little over the next few months and so will our friends with the sexiest escorts in Ibiza. Maybe we should re brand as the having the nicest and friendliest girls instead?

Kisses

Ione x

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British Girls Are Exotic (?)

Can you believe it? It seems that British girls have become exotic end something of a novelty.

The market seems to be flooded with girls from other nationalities. Not only eastern Europeans, but beautiful Italian and Spanish girls. Of course I also have Scandinavian girls, Russian girls and my lovely South Americans, But it does seem that as there are so few British girls of the right class working here, British seems exotic.

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Lovely, but I want a bird from Bradford please…

I get requests from guys saying “do you have any English girls?”. Surprisingly this is often UK numbers, so British men abroad looking for British girls rather than a taste of something different. We British are a xenophobic lot in every way apparently! I would have thought that someone looking for a Marbella escort would want something more of a local flavour or perhaps something a little spicier or normally out of reach.

However this seems to not be the case. British boys want British girls! However getting British girls is slightly more challenging because they are much more difficult to find amongst the bevy of international beauty that is now working in this industry. I also have to say, and forgive me here ladies, that British girls who escort Marbella clients are usually more difficult to work with.

I don’t know if it’s our British attitudes to sex and the sex industry, but we Brits seem to be much more conservative in our view of the work and what´s necessary in doing the work. Or at least in setting ourselves up to work, anyway.

If a hot Italian flies in, she will immediately supply pictures and a list of services and availability and off we go. It´s like having Marbella escorts in a box…just add website! The same could be said of the spicy Brazilian or interesting Hungarians, all of whom send me everything I need to be up and running immediately: I can market them by WhatsApp even before I get them on the website, and out web team work 24/7!

Brits can be sexy too

Brits can be sexy too

However with a British girl who escorts Marbella clients it often involves two or three phone calls and a process of counselling before they appear on the books. Of course there are exceptions, but generally the British girls are more difficult to work with. They don´t have photos and often don´t understand why they would be needed (!), every service gets greeted with “it depends” and it is not unusual for them to specify the nationalities, age range and BMI of the men they will meet. Hey, they are independent so it´s their decision but it does make it more difficult when I have to choose between putting the client through a tough interview questionnaire, or just sending a red-hot chica and saving everyone time and heartache!

But there are times when it doesn’t matter that British girls are tricky to work with because I can charge a premium, they can make a little bit more money and the customer gets what he wants. And that is most important, that the client gets what he wants. If he has a hankering for British babes, I´m the woman to help him out, no matter how tricky the supplier may be.

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Yeah, OK. British girls…

I don’t necessarily advertise that we are British owned and run but somehow the girls seem to find out.  And as working girls are as xenophobic as the next Brit and typically have only one language, unlike the other European ladies or ladies from all over the world that speak several languages, British girls like to stick to what we know and feel more comfortable talking to an English woman. So yes I am in the fortunate position that I do attract British working girls. I am also in the unfortunate position that I often have to train them to be professional…

So if you are away on holiday with the lads of a long weekend and just fancy something a little bit naughty but that still reminds you at home, someone you can have a conversation with if you choose to and someone that is kind of familiar, please get in contact. Because I’ve got access the perfect girl for you! I can’t say that I’ve got English Scottish and Welsh tottie lining up at my door, but I am more likely to have them other agencies. So come on down boys and book your British escort working in Spain!

Kisses

Ione x

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