Myths About The Vagina

Throughout the years there has been some aggregate babble composed and said in regards to the female sexual framework. Pussies have been viewed as baffling and conceivably underhanded for centuries. Likely in light of the fact that men don’t comprehend them and have a tremendous dread of not gaining admittance to them! Give me a chance to walk you through some recorded bollocks about vaginas.

tumblr_maizazfM871rylib9o1_540 - CopyThere is the old fantasy that ladies can not get pregnant from sex except if that sex is consensual. This is, obviously, the most loved reason of date attackers all over the place. Clearly this is absolutely false that a lady can not have an egg treated in the event that she doesn’t state yes. In any case, that did not stop the previous Joined States family from disgorging that bit of misogynist poo as of late as two thousand and two. Trust me, each young lady who escorts Malaga guests professionally realizes this is finished hogwash as such a large number of them have been shagged without a condom without wanting to and dashed to get a next day contraceptive. This was even revered in English law as of not long ago, where it was composed that “without a lady’s assent she couldn’t consider”. In all actuality this was more likely than not written to negate assault claims from deceived English ladies.

Another extremely senseless one is the old legend that a few vaginas have teeth – the notorious snapping pussy. Short answer, no. Yet, the legend is tenacious crosswise over geology, culture and time. A similar legend is there in old stories from Russia to India and England. . There is reported proof of tumors with teeth developing inside other human holes, so I figure that this one – terribly – really conceivable.

What’s more, in conclusion, the fantasy that menstrual blood is unsafe for men. This is even piece of religious reasoning and faith in numerous religions – universal judaism, islam and rastafarianism to make reference to only three. Also, this goes back quite a while as you would expect and seemed even in explicitly edified societies, for example, old Rome. This is most likely where the awful poop about period disgracing first began. Here is the truth. Menstrual blood isn’t hazardous to men. In any case, a bleeding lady likely is risky to a male dick head who says anything as moronic as that.

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How Did I Become A Madam?

Ione – the Marbella Madam – asked me to talk about one of the most commonly asked questions about my work as the owner of an escort agency. One that she too gets asked all the time. How did I come to be in the industry in the first place and to start up my own business as a Madam? As an aside, I love the term “Madam”. It sounds much more 1900 New Orleans or Paris. All flock wall paper and velvet rather than the equivalent “Pimp” which is all Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch or New York as in The Deuce. Anyway, nineteen seventies and Cadillacs. Probably with furry seats. But I am digressing, back to the question, which has a fundamental flaw in it – that I started in the sex industry and then moved to start and manage an escort agency. Nope, not the case at all. I started out in the escorting and prostitution business as a result of the 2008 banking and economic crisis, but not as an escort or as a sex worker of any kind. I started at the top, as it were as a coldly rational business decision.

babe ruth quoteWhen the 2008 banking crisis hit – who would have thought that selling second mortgages to people with no jobs and no income would be a bad idea? – my business consultancy was hit along with it. Firms were just not looking to invest in marketing when their income was falling. Which is like someone saying that they will not do any marketing until sales improve. Anyway, my marketing consultancy was in trouble and along with it my lifestyle. So I followed my own advice and analysed the markets. Fortunately, I already knew Ione so it was easy to pick her brain. And the more I thought about it, the more the answer of starting an escort agency became an obvious solution. Mine may never be as good as 2nd Circle in Malaga, but it hits all my essential criteria that I researched. The basic questions I looked into are below. And when you think about it you might come up with a similar conclusion to mine and Ione´s.

  • What industries are recession proof?

  • What types of business have relatively low start up costs?

  • What industries are there where I can sub contract most of the work?

  • What business sectors are there where success depends almost entirely on your own work and skill, rather than who you know’

  • What businesses have a large number of smaller clients instead of relying on a small number of very large ones?

  • What businesses have steady daily cash flow instead of big lumps followed by potential famine?

Simples, really. Then I just had to work out how to do it!