GLOBAL TROUBLE PLUS SEX EQUALS SUCCESS

Spain is succeeding exceptionally well with holiday-maker quantities right now, and that looks likely to carry on. Some figures are estimating a 50 % improvement in traveler quantities as compared to previous years. Areas like Madrid and Barcelona are filled with travelers. So you would think that high class Madrid escorts and top tier Barcelona escorts might be rushed off their feet (Off their knees? You know what I refer to …) but that is not really the situation.

France is seemingly subject to semi constant onslaught by home grown Islamic thugs, including the tragic lorry and assault weapon assault in Nice a little while back. Hardly productive of to a serene interlude except if you are privileged enough to travel with your personal safety party.

Turkey remains in near open rebellion with the Kurds currently, is struggling with islamic terrorism and its border with Syria is one of the most dangerous areas on the earth. Oh, and it has just now had a coup undertaking by regular army. Who might quite possibly have been less tyrannical in leadership than the current Premier.


And Morocco is really nice and all that, but will solely ever be a niche area, no matter how competently the Sovereign and his military manage their situation.

But people who are used to visiting holiday destinations like Turkey and Egypt, and even Greece, may of course have contrasting requirements, aspirations and budgets for their erotic escapades. So the prostitution business in Spain is not thriving in precisely the manner in which you would certainly anticipate it to be if you solely extrapolate from tourist quantities.

Egypt is not somewhere you wish to visit for a peaceful and risk free trip anymore. It used to be that swimming in the Red Sea was easily the most hazardous part of your holiday vacation (aside from getting you bags cracked in the souk or your bank cards cloned by traders). Now actually reaching a Egyptian tourist trap is a dangerous adventure that few men and women choose to experience.

The planet is an unstable spot currently. And among the most unsafe, distressed and violent places happened, up till quite recently, to be leading tourist destinations.


The existing tourist and traveller base for destinations such as Madrid and Barcelona are prepared for their trips. They have an idea what they really want and how you can get a hold of it. They understand that sexual activity is easily attainable and perfectly lawful to either exchange. So if they would like to have a date with the best escort Madrid can present, or shell out for an hour with the a group of the greatest escorts Barcelona can come up with, they will do so.

Greece is exceptional if you are not bothered when it comes to if you will manage to withdraw your cash from the cash machines. In the last financial upheaval there banks stopped handing over cash money and disabled visa or MasterCard systems. Which in turn must have made life a little difficult in a country that was dependent on vacations frittering their money (that they take from cash machines or spend via credit card).

Algeria is great if you would like armed sentries while you lay on the sand. And that is a good idea as it was not too far back that holiday-makers were pounced upon and killed by machine gun waving Muslim radicals.

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MARKETING SEXUALITY

Hmm … seemingly it just isn’t truly that simple to set up and run an escort agency.

So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will have to do now is put them in all the bars. But people will not let you. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off.

For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up a place like Madrid or Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring young ladies than you can. Because fornication definitely sells, so all you need is some young ladies who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Male will never fail to shell out for sexual practice, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right?

But it is fine. Sexual activity consistently will sell. Adult males will spend for tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck.

“Sexual activity sells” they proclaim. “You can continually will sell sexual practice” they declare. “Guy will consistently purchase sex” seemingly. Or my very own most-loved from Banshee, the absolute best TV program that practically nobody sees, “Males will shell out for boobs until they are broke or dead”.

You do not know how to build a web site? Never mind, I am sure you friend Dave can do it. He is good with that Facebook and YouTube stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your profits to build you a nice internet site. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, a website is just a site. How difficult can it be?

And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done someplace, you do not have any working girls anyway.

So it ought to be uncomplicated controlling an escort agency in Barcelona then. Most notably if you are doing work in somewhere such as Madrid or Barcelona in Spain, when purchasing and promoting sexual activity is entirely allowed by the law (The Spanish actually have no laws with regards to it one way or another ). If sexual practice definitely will sell, and fellas will never fail to spend for sexuality, how difficult could it be to make large amounts of funds with little effort? All you will need to do is get a few women to do work for you, do some promotions, perhaps create an online site, and that is it. You will then kick back, buy your bright pink flesh-peddler Range Rover with the leopard print velour seats and set out squeezing money into your safety deposit box?

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically controlled by cats to offer males the chance to get their rocks off. So get a website done (by cats) and off you go.

So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because easily selling sexual practice is legal in Spain, and because sex continually sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women will sell blowjobs for twenty euros.

By the way, putting those photos of Beyonce and Billie Piper on your new internet site because you have no actual females? Not your best move. Enjoy the court bill for that one.

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with hookers in Madrid asking to join you and males desperate to pay cash for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably on page 69 (which is ironic) because it is a new site with no backlinks to it (what are backlinks? Oops!).

Promoting Sex in Madrid & Barcelona

“Fornication will sell” they claim. “You can continuously sell sexual practice” they claim. “Fella will always pay for fornication” supposedly. Or my personal most-loved from Banshee, the very best TV program that almost no-one sees, “Dude will purchase boobs until they are broke or dead”.

Hence it must be very easy managing an escort agency therefore. Even more so if you are working in someplace like Madrid or Barcelona in Spain, when buying and marketing sexual activity is completely legal (They actually have no ordinances with regards to it one way or another ). If sex never fails to sells, and dudes will continuously purchase fornication, how tricky could it be to get massive sums of money with minimum effort? All you need to do is get a number of women to get the job done for you, do a little product promotion, possibly establish an online site, and that is it. You can then sit back, buy your bright pink pimp Range Rover with the leopard print velour upholstery and commence packing cash in hand into your safe-deposit box?

Hmm … seemingly it just isn’t actually that uncomplicated.

For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up marketing Madrid escorts or putas in Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring young ladies than you can. Because fornication definitely will sell, so all you need is some young ladies who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Guy will consistently shell out for sex, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right?

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically run by cats to offer males the chance to get their rocks off. So get a website done (by cats) and off you go.

You do not know how to build a website? Never mind, I am sure you cousin Kevin can do it. He is good with that Facebook and YouTube stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your funds to build you a nice internet site. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, a website is just a web page. How tough can it be?

By the way, putting those photos of Beyonce and Billie Piper on your new internet site because you have no actual young ladies? Not your best move. Enjoy the legal bill for that one.

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with Madrid hookers asking to join you and men desperate to pay money for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably on page 69 (which is ironic) because it is a new site with no backlinks to it (what are backlinks? Oops!).

So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will have to do now is put them in all the bars. But people will not let you. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off.

So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because selling sex is legal in Spain, and because fornication never fail to easily sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women will sell blowjobs for twenty euros.

And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done around, you do not have any working females anyway.

But it is fine. Fornication continuously easily sells. Dude will shell out money for tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck.