How Did I Become A Madam?

Ione – the Marbella Madam – asked me to talk about one of the most commonly asked questions about my work as the owner of an escort agency. One that she too gets asked all the time. How did I come to be in the industry in the first place and to start up my own business as a Madam? As an aside, I love the term “Madam”. It sounds much more 1900 New Orleans or Paris. All flock wall paper and velvet rather than the equivalent “Pimp” which is all Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch or New York as in The Deuce. Anyway, nineteen seventies and Cadillacs. Probably with furry seats. But I am digressing, back to the question, which has a fundamental flaw in it – that I started in the sex industry and then moved to start and manage an escort agency. Nope, not the case at all. I started out in the escorting and prostitution business as a result of the 2008 banking and economic crisis, but not as an escort or as a sex worker of any kind. I started at the top, as it were as a coldly rational business decision.

babe ruth quoteWhen the 2008 banking crisis hit – who would have thought that selling second mortgages to people with no jobs and no income would be a bad idea? – my business consultancy was hit along with it. Firms were just not looking to invest in marketing when their income was falling. Which is like someone saying that they will not do any marketing until sales improve. Anyway, my marketing consultancy was in trouble and along with it my lifestyle. So I followed my own advice and analysed the markets. Fortunately, I already knew Ione so it was easy to pick her brain. And the more I thought about it, the more the answer of starting an escort agency became an obvious solution. Mine may never be as good as 2nd Circle in Malaga, but it hits all my essential criteria that I researched. The basic questions I looked into are below. And when you think about it you might come up with a similar conclusion to mine and Ione´s.

  • What industries are recession proof?

  • What types of business have relatively low start up costs?

  • What industries are there where I can sub contract most of the work?

  • What business sectors are there where success depends almost entirely on your own work and skill, rather than who you know’

  • What businesses have a large number of smaller clients instead of relying on a small number of very large ones?

  • What businesses have steady daily cash flow instead of big lumps followed by potential famine?

Simples, really. Then I just had to work out how to do it!

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Marbella Escorts

The Westernmost coast; Marbella and Puerto Banus especially is really where the Daily Mail sends journalists to find criminals,, famous people, narcotics and anecdotes about the Spanish being mercenary.

The east side of the Costa — Torremolinos, Benalmadena, Fuengirola and Mijas– are really the place where the Daily Mail will often send newspaper people as soon as they are trying to find reports regarding benefits fakes, drugs and the Spanish being xenophobic concerning British settlers.

But the Costa and Marbella area above all is really also the place where Daily Mail reporters come down to enjoy the game of golf, take a break along with their families and try to associate with celebs!

Marbella and the rest of the Costa are really peculiar bedfellows.

The Costa was to begin with a series of tiny white villages based on the sea and agriculture. However, in addition to the ability to cultivate nearly almost anything including things like lemons, pecans and olive oil– most of which had been entire world well-known since Roman times– the Costa del Sol had a single large feature in its favour. over 300 days every year of sun. Not overly sizzling in the summer months, not very cold in the winter season; it is in essence, just like SoCal, the Goldilocks of atmospherics conditions. And with the arrival of aviation starting with the 60s forward, it emerged as a getaway of preference for Northern Europeans.

Marbella was a tiny community of a few hundred residents up until the 1960s, when Prince Alfonso of Hohenlohe-Langenburg opened up The Marbella Club and targeted enticing world-wide famous people to stay in what was at that point a serene and concealed elite refuge. Sojourners included Hollywood celebrities including Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Gary Cooper and Vivien Leigh and also an array of the important European blue-blooded friends and families.

Without a doubt the very first upper-class escorts landed in Marbella at pretty much the identical time !

However, there is really still a significant choice of hotties performing individually and for the leading Escort agencies in Marbella. So relax, and pick the babe or agency that you feel most comfortable with.

To provide you a sense of scale, that denotes that at almost any provided day in the summertime there is about 1 escort hottie in Marbella per twenty males! Fair odds on the client side of the equation. And what a variety of sexy hookers there must be!

A lot of the Marbella hookers who tour for the summer time fail to realize how cutthroat the market place is and only linger for a few days when their dreams of instantaneous recognition and fortune do not materialize. Working as an escort in Marbella is really like any type of business; it requires time to genuinely establish a reputation.

These days, Marbella is really pretty much a theme park for escorts and prostitutes of all kinds. All throughout the year, the “adult relaxation” section of Sur weekly paper is loaded along with classified ads that yield little to the imagination and commonly traumatize first time tourists. In the busiest part of the summer time there are really virtually 5,000 pro call girls working in the Marbella space. Which is omitting all the semi-pro women who will swap a blow job for a night out and a purse!

Well … yes and no.

The absence of expatriation from Spain to the United Kingdom (and other places) also generated a less appetizing cadre of gangsters and fugitives. So much to make sure that it was given the tag Costa del Crime. And, as you might presume, professional hookers were always in very high demand to aid such ego fed blokes relax. Also, if you are a successful businessman/ racketeer you deserve to have a magnificent and sexy woman making you look good, don’t you ?

I’m sure you can visualize the appearance of the Marbella escorts from the eighties– large hairstyle, shoulder pads, rich sun tan and loads of blusher. However a great deal more “all-natural” appearing in many other ways as breast implants were not as typical at that point. Nowadays a breast enhancement nearly looks mandatory for every escort in Marbella. However it needs to be really mentioned that the truly successful high-class escorts in Marbella are really now in fact very extremely unlikely to be really enhanced. A more petite upper body has the identical cache that very white skin used to have in the Edwardian era.

A sizeable portion of the Marbella escorts focus on the legendary 2nd line in Puerto Banus, the place they pursue their vocation in the bars and on the street. Its unpleasant and can be fun if you are really in to that sort of stuff …

Then there are the “houses” or bordellos the place a man will spot up to 200 Marbella escort hotties at virtually any time. These can vary from the long settled and tasteful Milady Palace through to middle of the road welcoming places including The Glass Palace to dirty shag pads. At that point there are the private homes used as “houses” which are commonly “washing machines” for drugs syndicates.

In nineteen seventy, the holiday spot of Puerto Banus launched and Marbella ´ s success took off. Shining sun and razzle-dazzle attracted money, aristocracy and vips from everywhere in the whole world, which brought in the accompanying crew of builders, chefs estate agents and of course, escort babes.

Allys Angels and Ibiza Beauties

Allys Angels Escort Ibiza ´ s rallying cry is that “Pleasure Is Our Business”. The tactic they operate their operation and their technique of getting the job done demonstrate to the naked truth that they take that whimsical announcement very seriously! They definitely strive rather intensely below the facade to help make anything for each of the patrons and hookers as pleasant and hassle-free as conceivable.

Allys Angels has a hard-earned reputation as the most suitable upper market escort agency in Ibiza. It started existence just about 10 years ago as not much more than just a shimmer in the eye of the English owners and has grown gradually but continuously. As opposed to going for speedy growth and promoting the firm all over, it has focused on generating solid connections with customers, with a handpicked team of worldwide call girls who are loyal to them, and the wider group of concierges and associated industries.

The term most routinely applied to the team at Allys Angels by punters and hookers as well is “helpful”. Plenty of agents appear to really like tension and pressure. Allys Angels regard that as failing. They like to keep business uncomplicated and they concentrate on enabling everybody to enjoy as much entertainment as obtainable as securely as achievable.

Because of this group at Allys Angels strive to make certain that they appreciate exactly the things whores and customers want and will not would like. What exactly it is that they fancy together with the things they would like to stay away from. They go out of their way to stay away from vagueness and dramatics and to make anything is as understandable and simple as it could be. That way everyone can de-stress and have a great time.

In the bustling whirlpool of techniques to ideally get shagged in Ibiza, a couple stand apart way above any other. One is very established, the other is a comparative newcomer but operated by a rather expert unit.

The founders have decades of prior experience managing escort firms around the globe, along with being long-term inhabitants of Ibiza. So they appreciate the place, the women and men and the marketplace. And their large list of associates enables them to introduce some rare escort girls into Ibiza.

Having said so much about them, it would certainly seem tricky for a fresh entrant into the small but congested Ibiza escort sphere to ensure a lucrative launch. But Ibiza Beauties from The Ibiza Escort Agency really seem to have their heads fastened on.

It has developed such a position that it is now the gold level for escort agencies in Ibiza. It is renowned for setting a standard of reliability, genuineness and quality-control that not many firms in fact, attempt to rival in those features.

Over anything else they are business people. They appreciate that they exist to look after the needs of both their “escorts” and customers. They realize that minus both of those any escort firm will battle to remain successful, most especially in a hamlet like Ibiza.

They are working on the truly high-end of the local market, offering the sort of young ladies who in most cases while away their summer season in Monaco or the Bahamas. So it will be fascinating to discover what goes on when these ladies hit the scene at Ushuaia!

Fucking and Finance

Obviously in London there are the energetic and striving service markets that group all over pretty much everywhere that cash can be found; restaurants, bars, night clubs and strip clubs, barbers, couturier and clothes shops. And, this being an equal opportunities age, jewelers, make up stores and beauty parlors, and loads of health clubs and fitness centres. And high class escorts.

The very major firms in the London finance field have moved to Canary Wharf, the place where many of the world-wide investment and retail banking companies are based, and to Belgravia the place where the Hedge Fund and equity capital whales reside, do the job and frolic. Often with sexy London escorts, of course.

High class London escorts are located in plenty of places of London, but eventually each one of them will definitely at least try out their hands (!) at operating in the financial market place. Who has not pondered on messing around in the finance marketplace at some point? Well these kinds of young ladies can do, and do, when they want. All the remarks on the news about men and women coming into and leaving the market make me smile somehow. I can not conceive of precisely why …

But let us be truthful, where there is the magical three legs of power, loot and men there will definitely consistently be an escort trade. Much like all the other types of support trades, London escorts are enticed to where naughty males with funds work very long work days. And that conventionally means the City of London. Although now, of course, it also suggests Canary Wharf where the multinational banks function and cavort and Belgravia where the “Hedgies” of the hugely loaded private Hedge Funds are set up in discrete houses free from even a sign to display their whereabouts. If you do not really know wherein they are, they will not want you to look around them in any case.

Working in the City of London is a great experience in a lot of ways. The feeling of history surrounding you in the thoroughfares and buildings surrounding you is evident; from Samuel Pepys residence and roadways he would definitely have been acquainted with to the settings of Jack the Rippers homicides, World War 2 shell spaces that appear in the striking incongruity of two matching property along with a fresh eighties structure, rendering it transparent that the hole is where German bombs ruined a former building. The architecture that is meant to scream about the power and dependability of the operators, be they insurance organizations, banking institutions, merchant banks, brokers or accountants.

The classic City of London (the Square Mile) is now catering predominantly to the minor portion of the investment professional services industry (and Goldman Sachs!) including insurance companies and their associated businesses who bunch up all around the Lloyds Property and the recognizable Swiss Re tower. It is a misnomer seriously to refer to the City when a lot of giants are someplace else. But lots of people mention Wall Street inspite of countless of the main firms being actually settled down in Connecticut.

Promoting Sex in Madrid & Barcelona

“Fornication will sell” they claim. “You can continuously sell sexual practice” they claim. “Fella will always pay for fornication” supposedly. Or my personal most-loved from Banshee, the very best TV program that almost no-one sees, “Dude will purchase boobs until they are broke or dead”.

Hence it must be very easy managing an escort agency therefore. Even more so if you are working in someplace like Madrid or Barcelona in Spain, when buying and marketing sexual activity is completely legal (They actually have no ordinances with regards to it one way or another ). If sex never fails to sells, and dudes will continuously purchase fornication, how tricky could it be to get massive sums of money with minimum effort? All you need to do is get a number of women to get the job done for you, do a little product promotion, possibly establish an online site, and that is it. You can then sit back, buy your bright pink pimp Range Rover with the leopard print velour upholstery and commence packing cash in hand into your safe-deposit box?

Hmm … seemingly it just isn’t actually that uncomplicated.

For now let us ignore the fact that if you do set up marketing Madrid escorts or putas in Barcelona you will be competing with world-class firms such as 2nd Circle. And that they will probably be able to attract far more attractive and alluring young ladies than you can. Because fornication definitely will sell, so all you need is some young ladies who can fog a mirror, right? And let us ignore the fact that they have professional drivers, credit card facilities, people who refer them business, repeat clients. Guy will consistently shell out for sex, so all you need is to offer it to them. Right?

Well, yes. But how do you offer it to them? The internet! That is the way to do it, obviously. Everyone knows that the world wide web is basically run by cats to offer males the chance to get their rocks off. So get a website done (by cats) and off you go.

You do not know how to build a website? Never mind, I am sure you cousin Kevin can do it. He is good with that Facebook and YouTube stuff. Oh, it is a bit more complicated than that? I am sure there are lots of nice people out there happy to take your funds to build you a nice internet site. Ignore the fact that they have never built one for the adult industry, a website is just a web page. How tough can it be?

By the way, putting those photos of Beyonce and Billie Piper on your new internet site because you have no actual young ladies? Not your best move. Enjoy the legal bill for that one.

But then you will be on Google and the phone will just ring off the hook with Madrid hookers asking to join you and men desperate to pay money for a quick shag … ah, you can not find your site? It is probably on page 69 (which is ironic) because it is a new site with no backlinks to it (what are backlinks? Oops!).

So you get some cards made up. Being smart you probably use a local designer and printer because that will be cheaper than using someone like Vistaprint. So you pay a couple of hundred to the designer and the same to get them printed, instead of fifty through the web. But they do look nice. So all you will have to do now is put them in all the bars. But people will not let you. Or hand them out to people. But you do not have the nerve or the touts for bars and clubs in the good locations chase you off.

So you put them in car windows, only to find that there are half a dozen cards already there and that yours are removed after fifteen minutes by the next person to come along.

The next move is for you to place an advert in the local paper, because you can in Spain. Now the phone will ring off the hook! Except that because selling sex is legal in Spain, and because fornication never fail to easily sells, there are fourteen pages of classified advertisements just like yours, with women will sell blowjobs for twenty euros.

And on the off chance that you do actually get a call from someone who happens to find something you have done around, you do not have any working females anyway.

But it is fine. Fornication continuously easily sells. Dude will shell out money for tits until they are broke or dead. Go you … good luck.

Romanian sex workers persecuted in England

I am still not sure what amazed me most about this article in The Guardian. The understated headline, the random misogyny and sexism of the British Police and Home Office, the double standards or the fact that it was hidden and not front page news.

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Let me quote at length from the article:

A policy aimed at deporting “high-harm” EU-national criminals and those not entitled to remain in Britain is to be challenged by Romanian sex workers who maintain they are self-employed.

Among those detained and served with deportation papers are an increasing number of women from eastern Europe who have been working on the streets and in premises across London and Manchester. Many do not have convictions.

Prostitution is legal in the UK, although activities associated with it such as kerb-crawling, pimping and owning a brothel are crimes. Some of the women have been arrested by officers during raids intended to break up trafficking rings.

The women, mainly Romanian, have received letters from Operation Nexus officers giving them about a month’s notice that they are liable to be detained and put on a flight back to Bucharest.

Several women fighting deportation are now being supported by the English Collective of Prostitutes (ECP). “There was a raid which was supposed to be saving victims from trafficking,” explained one young woman who wished to remain anonymous.

The police took paperwork and money. I asked for a receipt. They said I was being cheeky. They wanted to know if had been trafficked and asked the client if I was taking drugs. He said no.

They didn’t arrest me but said I should be deported and asked me to go to the police station. I went along with a lawyer and showed a letter from a course proving that I was studying English.” The threat to remove her was eventually dropped.

Some of the women who were sent removal letters are now planning to challenge them on the grounds that they are exercising their treaty rights through being self-employed in the sex industry. Previous EU law cases have established that prostitution constitutes self-employment.”

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All of which I might be able to get behind if self employed polish plumbers or Hungarian builders or Dutch farm workers. Or men at all. But its so blatantly targeted at Romanians,And women. As such it is classic racism and misogyny.

I don’t work directly with a lot of Romanians working as escorts in Marbella. But I do have a very good friend called Alex (real name, by the way) who is bright, honest, funny and very hard working. She came to Spain with a plan on what she wanted to do as a Marbella escort and she works her plan.

The idea that she is some kind of “high-harm” anything is laughable and stupid. And I am sure that there are many women just like her working as escorts in London.

I spoke with my friends at Ally’s Angels escorts Ibiza and they had a similar story to tell. The same with several of the best escort agencies in Ibiza.

I am sure that there are women who have been trafficked. This campaign isnt going to help them. And there are people involved in drugs and criminal activity. None of the women described in this article fall anywhere near that category.

And, just as an aside, since when have the English Police been allowed to seize someone´s property without permission, let alone a receipt?

Stopping now due to the steam coming out of my ears making a mess of the laptop.

Will Brexit mean a Brit expat exodus?

The short answer is no. Certainly not from here in Spain.

This article in The Times raised the question recently in a rather dramatic manner, such that The Guardian felt obliged to report it. Does anyone else remember when The Times was the official newspaper of record for the entire world?

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The facts, though, do not support the argument. And nor does apocryphal evidence here “on the ground”.

The Times quotes UN population estimates for 2015 which say that 1.22 million Britons are living in other EU countries at present. The same source shows that in 2010 the figure was 1.18 million. The estimated number of British migrants in the EU has therefore slightly increased during the six years to 2015.

The article says that 100 Britons have been leaving Spain over the past two years. That is based on UN data showing that slightly fewer than 309,000 UK nationals were living in Spain during the period, compared to 381,025 in 2013. The 2010 level was 319,144 people.

However, the article’s claim that the drop in the number living in Spain is driven by Brexit fears has not been substantiated. Data published by Spain’s national statistics office reveal that outward migration from Spain has increased substantially since 2009 due to the country’s economic woes, which have affected both Spanish nationals and foreign-born residents.

However, it is quite likely that the UN data underestimates the number of Britons living abroad because EU citizens living in other member states do not have to register their arrival.I know many Britons who have been living in Spain for many years and have not obtained an NIE. I´m not sure how they function, as without it most things are somewhere between difficult and impossible, but then I am fairly well integrated.

Even fewer go for full residency, as it is extremely difficult (and sometimes expensive) to obtain. Which is odd, as paying tax properly without residency is tricky, so you would think the government would encourage it.

I also wonder how the number of Britons is calculated – NIE registrations, local voter registrations or residency?

For example, in 2010 the Institute for Public Policy Research estimated that 808,000 UK nationals were living in Spain permanently. And that certainly seems like a far more realistic figure

In addition, as the piece itself states, there is no sudden increase in Britons returning home. According to the latest migration estimates from the Office for National Statistics 87,000 British citizens returned to the UK in the year ending September 2015. In the same period for the previous year, it was 81,000. And in 2010 at the height of the economic crisis and when there was no talk of Brexit, 92,000 Britons left. So basically, the entire article is tosh!

There are also a huge number of Spaniards emigrating to other Eu countries in the same period. And that has little to do with “Brexit” and everything to do with the terrible economic situation in most of Spain, and especially for young people.

We are fortunate here in Marbella in that we have a micro-economy made up of wealthy residents, and the tourists that we attract here are more wealthy than the general population. And that is obviously good news for my Marbella escorts!

As an aside, the article in The Guardian did give them the chance to roll out some of the usual cliches, including what Britons in Spain are like. Did they mention Marbella, or the successful business and club owners in Ibiza? Oh no. They show this…2984

I mean, really? Not Tibu and La Sala in Marbella, or the bars inland where everyone is beautifully integrated? Not Pacha in Ibiza, where my friends who are Ibiza escorts spend so much of their “off-duty” time? Nope. Fat middle aged men  surrounded by Union flags playing, incidentally, American pool! Grrr…

Its like someone doing an article about England and deciding to show a photo of a pub in Skelmersdale instead of somewhere in Chelsea where my London MILF friends might hang out. Or an abandoned park in some former mining town instead of sexy beautiful girls putting their wares on display in Green Park.

Everything is about focus I get. And the media are superb at controlling that while all the time presenting themselves as impartial.

So, back to the original question. Will Brexit mean that there will be a massive exodus of Britons from Spain? Only if the Spanish decide that the huge amounts of money spent here by Britons are outweighed ny the few people claiming Spanish benefits. There is no way on Gods earth that most expat Brits will voluntarily go back!

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