Kinky Sex On Gran Canaria

I have the lucky and fortunate situation of being rather well paid to do a job that I love. In fact, I get paid to do something as a job that I also do for free in my private life. And no, I do not do freebies! I am in a long-standing personal relationship. And outside my work life I am extremely monogamous. I will go to swinger parties for work, but certainly not in my private life. And no, I am not a prostitute. I do not have sex with people for money. Though I have a lot of friends who do. And I have lots of clients who pay for sex. Sometimes with my friends. No, I am not a prostitute, escort, call girl, whore or courtesan. I am a Mistress. A dominatrix. A Domme. I beat, bind and humiliate men (and a few women) for money. And I am also a Dominant. Which means that I beat, bind and humiliate my lover for fun.

dominatrix in Gran CanariaI have been practising sado masochism in my private life since I was a teenager. It started with a partner with whom I tried being the dominant with me and tied me up and blind folded me. The orgasms were good but I knew something was not right. So I turned the tables on him and knew immediately that this was right for me. And from the screams as he came and came and came I knew I was quite good at it. While I was spending a few weeks in the Canary Isles I tried out life as an escort in Gran Canaria. I had no problem with the work and the money was good. But honestly, I had been spoiled. Vanilla sex just was not for me. I just loved fetish activities and kink. So I tried out taking my hobby into the marketplace. And holy cow it turned out to be a match made in heaven!

I have been working as a Dominatrix for about ten years now and I feel that I have just started to reach my professional peak. For escorts, youth and a tight body is at a premium. For Mistresses, while a tight body and beauty is useful and earns you more, experience and skills are the things. Most of the erotic charge in kink is psychological. Escorts let men into their bodies. Submissives let their Mistress into their heads and minds. That is what it takes time to learn, even for a natural like me.

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Checking Your Phone During Sex…

 

I am fairly broad-minded. There are few things I haven’t done. Managing the best escorts in Marbella and having worked with the finest London escorts there are even fewer that I haven’t organised. And I don’t think there is anything that I haven’t been asked for, except necrophilia – though I did once have an enquiry from a man who wanted a girl to play dead. With his personality it was probably what he was used to from his previous partners…

But even I was shocked to discover a sex act that is so disgusting, that shows such little respect for the other human being(s) that you are with that it is staggering in its depravity. Checking out your phone notifications during sex.

Seriously, WTF people?

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And then she checked her Twitter feed…

A friend sent me the link to this Huffington Post video which is OK but did at least get me thinking. Surely that isn’t actually a thing? Well it seems that I am officially old. I checked it out with a selection of my friends both in and out of the adult industries. I thought maybe women might be more prone than men because, you know, cliches. Or professionals than amateurs because they are checking out for business.Or people in long term relationships rather than the first throes of passion because actually Twitter might be more stimulating!

And it seems that it is an age thing, not a profession thing. Amateur friends were no more or less likely to do or experience this than some stunning Ibiza escort. But while all my younger high class escort colleagues and friends immediately understood what I was asking and thought it was no big thing, my older civilian friends and mature London escorts had the same reaction I did.

For me, if the sex is so dull that you are able to check your phone, then there is something seriously wrong. And if you are paying for a woman’s time and attention and still check your phone then surely you aren’t getting value? Well, it seems I am officially an old fart.

But I am still right, and it is still wrong. So just stop it. OK?

Kisses,

Bella x

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ray Donovan

It being the low season I had the chance to do some serious binge watching of the TV over the weekend. And one of my favourite shows is Ray Donovan. I love it beyond words!

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Ray Donovan cleaning up yet another mess.

For those of you who have never seen it, the programme revolves around the eponymous character (hero?), played by Liev Schreiber who is a fixer for the rich and shameless in Los Angeles. He´s a thug with a brain who is a long way from his roots in South Boston. But it seems he can´t get away from them.

The other main characters in the show are Ray´s family; wife and children, brothers and his father Mickey, played awesomely by Jon Voight. To describe everyone and everything in the show as dysfunctional would do the word a disservice. Child abuse by catholic priests, murder, sex, prostitution, extortion, violence, sexual assault, prejudice, and appalling language. And that´s just in the “previously…” before the credits role.

But the characters have a reality and solidity to them. They do stupid things, but they are consistent to themselves. And with my somewhat unusual life and background I am able to say with absolute honesty that some form of the characters pretty much exist in real life!

And they have fun and play with the conceits. Ray dashing home to stop his daughter saying something stupid to a police officer does a “Seinfeld slide” through the front door and then takes half a beat to put his cool back in place. The ex-Mossad agent who works for Ray isn’t  a superman. Though you wouldn’t like him to meet you when you came home.

And the casting is superb and normally against type. Jon Voight as a Boston bank robber and drug dealer? Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) as a dumpy housewife? Hank Azaria as a psychotic murdering senior FBI Special Agent? Perfect.

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What every well-dressed thug/fixer is wearing.

And without any spoilers, one of the major plot lines in the latest series is Mickey (Jon Voight) finding himself running an LA escort service. Now as I run some the best escorts services in Marbella and am great friends with the finest escort agency in Ibiza I normally can´t watch fictional depictions of the industry. (Though Secret Diary of a London Call Girl made me laugh).

Some of this particular plot-line in Ray Donovan is irritating. Hookers and cocaine? Again? But some of it so familiar that I cried laughing.

A fetish client requires an adult nappy and fresh breast milk at an hour´s notice? Yep, been there in Marbella. The gang of nerds who get way out of their depth after a little coaxing? An average August weekend in Ibiza. Escort girls who blow hot and cold for no reason (pun intended) with no notice or reason? Oh goodness me, never! Escorts who you have moved heaven and earth for and treated like family who tell you after they have left that they decided to up sticks and leave you in the lurch without a moments notice? Heaven forfend.

So, if you get the chance to check out Ray Donovan, you should. It´s engaging and entertaining in the way that only US shows with big budgets and great writers can be these days.

Kisses

Ione x

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Ray Donovan

It being the low season I had the chance to do some serious binge watching of the TV over the weekend. And one of my favourite shows is Ray Donovan. I love it beyond words!

RAY DONOVAN

Ray Donovan cleaning up yet another mess.

For those of you who have never seen it, the programme revolves around the eponymous character (hero?), played by Liev Schreiber who is a fixer for the rich and shameless in Los Angeles. He´s a thug with a brain who is a long way from his roots in South Boston. But it seems he can´t get away from them.

The other main characters in the show are Ray´s family; wife and children, brothers and his father Mickey, played awesomely by Jon Voight. To describe everyone and everything in the show as dysfunctional would do the word a disservice. Child abuse by catholic priests, murder, sex, prostitution, extortion, violence, sexual assault, prejudice, and appalling language. And that´s just in the “previously…” before the credits role.

But the characters have a reality and solidity to them. They do stupid things, but they are consistent to themselves. And with my somewhat unusual life and background I am able to say with absolute honesty that some form of the characters pretty much exist in real life!

And they have fun and play with the conceits. Ray dashing home to stop his daughter saying something stupid to a police officer does a “Seinfeld slide” through the front door and then takes half a beat to put his cool back in place. The ex-Mossad agent who works for Ray isn’t  a superman. Though you wouldn’t like him to meet you when you came home.

And the casting is superb and normally against type. Jon Voight as a Boston bank robber and drug dealer? Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks) as a dumpy housewife? Hank Azaria as a psychotic murdering senior FBI Special Agent? Perfect.

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What every well-dressed thug/fixer is wearing.

And without any spoilers, one of the major plot lines in the latest series is Mickey (Jon Voight) finding himself running an LA escort service. Now as I run some the best escorts services in Marbella and am great friends with the finest escort agency in Ibiza I normally can´t watch fictional depictions of the industry. (Though Secret Diary of a London Call Girl made me laugh).

Some of this particular plot-line in Ray Donovan is irritating. Hookers and cocaine? Again? But some of it so familiar that I cried laughing.

A fetish client requires an adult nappy and fresh breast milk at an hour´s notice? Yep, been there in Marbella. The gang of nerds who get way out of their depth after a little coaxing? An average August weekend in Ibiza. Girls who blow hot and cold for no reason (pun intended) with no notice or reason? Oh goodness me, never! Girls who you have moved heaven and earth for and treated like family who tell you after they have left that they decided to up sticks and leave you in the lurch without a moments notice? Heaven forfend.

So, if you get the chance to check out Ray Donovan, you should. It´s engaging and entertaining in the way that only US shows with big budgets and great writers can be these days.

Kisses

Ione x

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British Girls Are Exotic (?)

Can you believe it? It seems that British girls have become exotic end something of a novelty.

The market seems to be flooded with girls from other nationalities. Not only eastern Europeans, but beautiful Italian and Spanish girls. Of course I also have Scandinavian girls, Russian girls and my lovely South Americans, But it does seem that as there are so few British girls of the right class working here, British seems exotic.

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Lovely, but I want a bird from Bradford please…

I get requests from guys saying “do you have any English girls?”. Surprisingly this is often UK numbers, so British men abroad looking for British girls rather than a taste of something different. We British are a xenophobic lot in every way apparently! I would have thought that someone looking for a Marbella escort would want something more of a local flavour or perhaps something a little spicier or normally out of reach.

However this seems to not be the case. British boys want British girls! However getting British girls is slightly more challenging because they are much more difficult to find amongst the bevy of international beauty that is now working in this industry. I also have to say, and forgive me here ladies, that British girls who escort Marbella clients are usually more difficult to work with.

I don’t know if it’s our British attitudes to sex and the sex industry, but we Brits seem to be much more conservative in our view of the work and what´s necessary in doing the work. Or at least in setting ourselves up to work, anyway.

If a hot Italian flies in, she will immediately supply pictures and a list of services and availability and off we go. It´s like having Marbella escorts in a box…just add website! The same could be said of the spicy Brazilian or interesting Hungarians, all of whom send me everything I need to be up and running immediately: I can market them by WhatsApp even before I get them on the website, and out web team work 24/7!

Brits can be sexy too

Brits can be sexy too

However with a British girl who escorts Marbella clients it often involves two or three phone calls and a process of counselling before they appear on the books. Of course there are exceptions, but generally the British girls are more difficult to work with. They don´t have photos and often don´t understand why they would be needed (!), every service gets greeted with “it depends” and it is not unusual for them to specify the nationalities, age range and BMI of the men they will meet. Hey, they are independent so it´s their decision but it does make it more difficult when I have to choose between putting the client through a tough interview questionnaire, or just sending a red-hot chica and saving everyone time and heartache!

But there are times when it doesn’t matter that British girls are tricky to work with because I can charge a premium, they can make a little bit more money and the customer gets what he wants. And that is most important, that the client gets what he wants. If he has a hankering for British babes, I´m the woman to help him out, no matter how tricky the supplier may be.

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Yeah, OK. British girls…

I don’t necessarily advertise that we are British owned and run but somehow the girls seem to find out.  And as working girls are as xenophobic as the next Brit and typically have only one language, unlike the other European ladies or ladies from all over the world that speak several languages, British girls like to stick to what we know and feel more comfortable talking to an English woman. So yes I am in the fortunate position that I do attract British working girls. I am also in the unfortunate position that I often have to train them to be professional…

So if you are away on holiday with the lads of a long weekend and just fancy something a little bit naughty but that still reminds you at home, someone you can have a conversation with if you choose to and someone that is kind of familiar, please get in contact. Because I’ve got access the perfect girl for you! I can’t say that I’ve got English Scottish and Welsh tottie lining up at my door, but I am more likely to have them other agencies. So come on down boys and book your British escort working in Spain!

Kisses

Ione x

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Ester loses her slave

I don’t believe this life some days and I live it. So I am just going to start at the end. Writing all of the history would just be boring for me to write and am sure dull for you to read so here goes.

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Dress down Friday for a Mistress

“You didn’t? OMG!” I exclaim.

“Yes this is exactly what happened.” She tells me.

I am talking to Esther who is our resident Domme here on the coast and she is regaling me with a story from last nights booking with a regular high flyer that comes into town on a regular basis. I shall for the sake of discretion call him Mr Boat. Running a successful escort service means being discreet!

Mr Boat usually sees two or three ladies a week when he visits here in Marbella. Sometimes for an overnight and sometimes just for a few hours of chatting, flirting and a little “fun.” He is a great guy. I really like him and so do all of my ladies, so there is usually much competition when he arrives in town as to who will get the gig.

Last night Ester was the lucky girl!  Yes she is our resident Mistress, but she is also a lot of fun and always very up for meeting a nice chap.

So as always Mr Boat and Ester met in the port for a few drinks and some good old fashioned people watching. Now, Mr Boat knows what Ester does for us most of the time. It’s not his thing, but of course like most people he is curious and as long as she promised not to “beat him or tie him up” he welcomed the unusual meeting. And she was fine with that. Even the Marbella Mistress likes to just sit and relax sometimes!

It seemed the meeting was going well as both of them contacted me a couple of hours into the appointment to agree for an extension to the original time.  “Happy to oblige,” I said, though I was a little surprised that the meeting was going that well. You never know.

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There’s a good boy. Now park the car.

So the meeting extended and all seemed happy. Mr Boat got his fill of people watching and a little more than he bargained for in terms of the details of Esters day-to-day life. As they were about to say goodbye in the early hours of the morning, Ester let me know so that we could both “knock off for the night”.  I don’t finish until my last lady goes home safe and sound.

So next day we were chatting about how it went and as you can imagine the conversation had lots of Oohs and Ahhs. However the biggest exclamation was when I found out that she and Mr Boat had finished their date and that they had both gone to find her slave…yes I did say slave.

You see Ester has a slave who attends to her every need. Just like in Roman times, she keeps a man who is her personal beck and call boy. So he had driven her to her date and been told to wait in the car until she had finished. 4 hours later.

However when she had gone to find him he was not there.

Fortunately Mr Boat being the perfect gentlemen was still with Ester and they spent the next hour looking for her slave. Imagine the scene. An ultra conservative business man searching for a male slave around the street of Marbella at 5am with a petite but determined blonde in spike heels and jeans.

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That isn’t going to get you forgiven

It turns out had been moved on by the police for bad parking and his mobile no long ago run out of battery. And he wasn’t sure whether to walk around trying to find her as he had been instructed to stay in the car. She had to take a taxi home, she was not well pleased and she has put him up for sale. The slave that is. He’s on Ebay today.

He’s is going cheap if you want him.

Kisses

Ione x