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The summer busy season does not arrive little by little in Ibiza. One day there are vacant sunbeds, resort rooms and houses. The roadways are pleasantly very busy and the stores and restaurants are busy but not intolerable. The following day, mayhem strikes.
All of that means that the great whores in Ibiza are kept exceptionally active, it goes without saying at the very least fifty percent of the numerous visitors will be males, and a them will be in need of supplemental horizontal refreshment from the thousands of putas who swarm into Ibiza for the summer season too.
Ibiza is less terribly designed than places like Marbella, where in the middle of the season the A7 turns into a large car park from Estepona back to Elviria, and from Fuengirola to Benalmadena. Puerto Banus transforms into a slow moving traffic jam the likes of which London did not experience ahead of the Congestion charge. For those of you who do not know, Puerto Banus is in effect laid out about four round abouts. Which is great in the winter months, and I guarantee looks superbly in proportion from above. But in the height of summer time it means that once one roundabout is full (usually the roundabout with the magnificent rhino on it that connects and from the A7) then cars heading to it can not progress, that fills the following one, and the following one and the succeeding one. Think of a model car track with one car blocking out both lanes. Now keep adding vehicles and see what transpires!
This is not true of Ibiza, other than the exit from the E10 exit near Pacha that goes to the harbor. That is most probably because Ibiza has built up more naturally as opposed to suffering from being designed on a notepad. All the same, at peak periods (and that are not what you would presume!) the E10 from Santa Eulalia is totally full of traffic heading into Ibiza. The streets from San Antonio and San Josep less so, but nevertheless busy. But pretty much everywhere else; wow! It is practical to walk from one end of the beach front at Talamanca to the other without actually touching sand, just prancing from one olive-brown supple beach bod to another.
Needless to say, the gents with the premium style are not just shopping for some fun, they are shopping for the sexiest escort Ibiza can make available, or they really want to hang out with the highest class escort Ibiza can deliver by the hour. And the escort agencies are much more than happy to assist. But be warned; they are equally busy and rushed off their feet (pun intended !) as everyone else in the sex business so do not fritter away their time with vague inquiries or browsing and collecting images of erotically clad sex idols. In Spring or Autumn you will obtain a pleasant and prolonged reply. In mid Season, most likely less so!
And just about every piece of overnight accommodation is rented from mid July to the end of August. You could quite possibly get 1,000 euros for a month on a park bench; and in Ibiza I am sure someone else has had a go at as it is quite usual for people to shell out for lodging that often-times does not exist or has someone already residing in it.